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heathyr:

andrenator:

Classroom alignments.

And I’ve experienced every single one of these.

heathyr:

andrenator:

Classroom alignments.

And I’ve experienced every single one of these.

vaviolibones:

rwbystly:

I hate my self SOOOO much for making this….

IF THIS IS THE LAST THING YOU EVER DO YOU WILL DIE A CHANGED PERSON

bethkerner:

#2SPOOPY

bethkerner:

#2SPOOPY

freelancertucker:

i hope yall don’t mind that i used a headcanon name but i had to do it ok (x)

freelancertucker:

i hope yall don’t mind that i used a headcanon name but i had to do it ok (x)

vincentlindbeck:

HOLD UP!!!! ALEX HIRSCH ACTUALLY /DID/ RESPOND TO MY DRUNK TWEET
HOLY SHIT im SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

vincentlindbeck:

HOLD UP!!!! ALEX HIRSCH ACTUALLY /DID/ RESPOND TO MY DRUNK TWEET

HOLY SHIT im SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

565mae10:

SPOOPY GHOSTIE GIVEAWAY DETAILS: 

  • You have to REBLOG this image.
  • Likes do not count.
A special prize will be given to those who follow me but you don’t have to follow me to win a ghostie.

I’m going to choose about twenty people randomly out of those who reblog and draw them a ghostie based on their blog. I’ll raise that number if a lot of people reblog. I won’t do this at all unless it gets at least 100 notes.

If you follow me and I draw your name I will draw you a blog ghostie and three ghosties based on any fandom of your choice.

Goodluck everyone! This ends on the 25th of October.

ONLY SIX DAYS LEFT YOU GUYS!

mainlybioshock:

We Love you Daddy Jack by Mochamura

mainlybioshock:

We Love you Daddy Jack by Mochamura

(I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
(The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
(I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
(My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
(Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)

lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable

amovible:

mira-of-sassgard:

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

"Only thinks of you as a friend "

amovible:

mira-of-sassgard:

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

"Only thinks of you as a friend "

coffeeandcockatiels:

thetinytaco:

beware-of-the-pwetty-markiplier:

fandomlord92011:

thebunnyseven:

countessalyx:

Game grumps and Markiplier pole dance with Sienna. Love it! <3

And I sit here, slowly clapping through the whole video

I DIED OMYGOD THEYRE TOO GOOD AT IT

Arin is me. I am Arin.

this is perfect.. now I have a better excuse to animate arin, danny, and mark dancing and twerking..

my time has come *twerks off into the distance*

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